The Most Intense Individual Right Now
There is no question in my mind that my landlord, John, is the most Intense Individual I encountered in 2005. John is so intense that he has surpassed any new Intense Individual in the running for 200…
Life Outside The Tub
Many times in the past I have been asked what Ardy the rubber duck's purpose in life is. You know...deep questions like.... "What is WITH the...Duck?
What is with duck? Easy. It's obviously a…
WHAAAAAAT?
Haley Joel Osment is eighteen years old today...Please tell me...WHERE DID THE YEARS GO?I feel geriatric. To celebrate I think I will go pay it forward and then tell a dead person my secret. Of cour…
D-DAY
Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few…
Hey, Donald…
...do you think I could borrow that red scarf sometime?…
Have you ever…
... been the one to start an applause? If you haven't, you should seriously try it sometime. Whenever I see a man with a mustache (I'm talking Sleeping With The Enemy style) I think to myself: At w…
THE ACADEMY AWARDS ARE HERE
Oreo...who...are...you...wearing???I am crossing my fingers "The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation" wins for animated short film.…
MARCH 1st – NATIONAL PIG DAY!!!
My little sister Jill (pictured below) LOVES pigs. And by "loves pigs" I mean she actually HATES them. You see in my family, when you hate something that much, we never let you forget it. So back in …
What’s Your Alias?
I believe everyone has a fake name they go by when they get tired of their own. You know you've either done it or thought about doing it. Switching it up a bit, just for kicks. My mom's is Wanda. …
Scooby Scooby Doo…Where Are Hew?
It was a crisp Sunday afternoon in San Francisco and Hew (short for Matthew) was taking his dog, Scooby, out for a stroll on the beach. Suddenly out of nowhere a man carrying a Nancy Kerrigan dopplega…
Grandma Joyce, A Quality Individual
Last Saturday, January 28, 2006 my Grandma, Joyce Duncan (aka: Yellowspoon) passed away at the age of 69, just shy of her 70th birthday on February 10th. As much as I wish I could have just have one m…
Paris Move Over…
Little did I know that when Saskia introduced me to Cholula back in 2001 it would change my life as much as it has.One evening back in August some of my friends and I were at happy hour having a few…