Lisa

And...We're Recording.I got a phone call the other day. John: "Lisa, It's John. When are you coming home?" (It was about 6pm. And yes by John, it was John my landlord. And by home I mean he lives i…

There is no question in my mind that my landlord, John, is the most Intense Individual I encountered in 2005. John is so intense that he has surpassed any new Intense Individual in the running for 200…

Many times in the past I have been asked what Ardy the rubber duck's purpose in life is. You know...deep questions like.... "What is WITH the...Duck? What is with duck? Easy. It's obviously a…

Haley Joel Osment is eighteen years old today...Please tell me...WHERE DID THE YEARS GO?I feel geriatric. To celebrate I think I will go pay it forward and then tell a dead person my secret. Of cour…

Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few…

...do you think I could borrow that red scarf sometime?…

... been the one to start an applause? If you haven't, you should seriously try it sometime. Whenever I see a man with a mustache (I'm talking Sleeping With The Enemy style) I think to myself: At w…

Oreo...who...are...you...wearing???I am crossing my fingers "The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation" wins for animated short film.…

My little sister Jill (pictured below) LOVES pigs. And by "loves pigs" I mean she actually HATES them. You see in my family, when you hate something that much, we never let you forget it. So back in …

I believe everyone has a fake name they go by when they get tired of their own. You know you've either done it or thought about doing it. Switching it up a bit, just for kicks. My mom's is Wanda. …

It was a crisp Sunday afternoon in San Francisco and Hew (short for Matthew) was taking his dog, Scooby, out for a stroll on the beach. Suddenly out of nowhere a man carrying a Nancy Kerrigan dopplega…

Last Saturday, January 28, 2006 my Grandma, Joyce Duncan (aka: Yellowspoon) passed away at the age of 69, just shy of her 70th birthday on February 10th. As much as I wish I could have just have one m…