Watch Out She’s Ready To Snap!

Meet the Rosy Lipped Batfish, the disgruntled Mary Kay saleswoman of the sea who hasn’t sold a product since 1986.

RosyLippedBatfishCan we say chip on the shoulder? I promise there was no photoshop work done on those lips…they are 100% all hers. Scarlett Johansson, you’ve got competition girl. If they were to make an animated fish version of the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas the R.L.B would be the perfect choice for the role.
If you’d like to get a look at her up close and personal, plunge into the waters of Cocos Island off the coast of Costa Rica. Or keep your eye out for the human version of her, cause she’s obviously out there…