November 12, 2005 in San Diego, California.

Pack your bags.

When I read this headline, “FIRM HAS HIGH HOPES: MARS COLONY BY 2025
,” in the paper Saturday morning I almost put the paper back in the bag, back outside on my doorstep, and crawled back into my bed to just start over.
Humans to settle on Mars in 20 years? Had The Onion been delivered on [...]

I was at the grocery store with Nicole the other day and saw this Soap Opera Magazine cover. Right when we saw it we burst into hysterics. The look on Jason’s face is just priceless. A subtle look of mortal terror as he contemplates his impending death.
A couple days later I [...]

Yes that’s what the United States Government called me from April 1985- September 2005. An alien.
My green card is gone and I am now officially American. Well, technically American and Canadian since Canada does not make you renounce your citizenship.
Here is a picture of my mom and I with [...]

So I have my swearing in ceremony on Wednesday to become an American Citizen. There have been numerous interviews, fingerprinting, tests, and oral exams since I began the process but I will not go into them yet. Not until I am officially a citizen Wednesday night will I divulge the top-secret info leading up [...]