Call from Courtney last Saturday:
“Hey, Lis, I just wanted you to go check your email…I sent you a picture…I just got home from Dublin where I was hanging out with Lionel Ritchie.”
Hold on? What? The same Courtney Perkins who dressed as Tony Little’s doppelganger at Intense Individual Party #2?
Now her [...]

Driving down the freeway today I looked over to the individual driving the Geo Prism to my right and thought, “where the hell is she going?” Keeping my eyes on the road (don’t worry, Mom) I looked ahead. As I stared out the windshield I surveryed the cars whizzing past me. (but [...]

If you ever see this individual on the roads of San Diego….PULL OVER.

Yes, he looks like a normal guy…a normal twenty-something driver with a hat…but he is not. I know nothing about him except for one thing: He cannot drive. He passed me on the street today, driving at speeds I [...]

Go out and give those high fives…if it’s awkward and not reciprocated – don’t fret, there are 6,379,157,360 other people to go after…well 6,379,157,359, unless you want to high five yourself.
Wynn, Conor, and Sam this holiday is really a work of art. Great job.
www.nationalhighfiveday.com
I’ve already given 3 high fives today…and [...]

To most people there is a difference between Sammy Sosa and Hailu Negussie….
To others…there is not.

Yes, one is from the Dominican Republic and one is from Ethiopia but that is not what I am talking about. I am also aware that one of them won the 2005 Boston Marathon with [...]

This Czech woman might be one of the most overly protective individuals in the world when it comes to her sausages. This was a candid photo taken from afar. I watched her as she surveyed the passersby, leaning over that counter, gaurding those sausages with absolute allegiance.
Side note: Has anyone seen Troop [...]

Garage sales are absolutely insane.
When I woke up this past Saturday morning I didn’t realize that within a couple hours I would be in a heated bargaining debate with a Russian immigrant over a pack of lead pencil refill sticks. He tried to weasel me down from $2.00 to $1.00…. let’s just [...]

Over the past year poor Ardy, the rubber duck, has taken a beating. Let’s just say Ardy in flight is not as easy to capture as one may assume. (Thanks, Noodle.) It has been over a year now since I bought Ardy and I felt I needed to make my apology to [...]

Remember him? How could you forget? Vincent D’Onofrio? The actor that played the real life comic book hero, Thor, in 1987’s Adventures in Babysitting….(Yes the same individual that Renee Zellweger thanked during her speech for her Best Supporting Actress Oscar in 2004). Correct me if I’m wrong, but I just find that totally [...]

About a year ago I found out about a very disturbing website called www.celinedreams.com …a forum where fans of Celine Dion are able to write in to let the other members know what kind of dreams they had about Ms. Dion the night before. One word: SICK.
It was excruciatingly painful but I [...]