The FBI

Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few…

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Yes that's what the United States Government called me from April 1985- September 2005. An alien. My green card is gone and I am now officially American. Well, technically American and Canadian sin…

My Landlord John eats Jalapeno Poppers frozen. He takes a bag of them to the movies and slowly nibbles on them throughout the show. By the time the end credits roll, some are even ready to eat like a …