This is a very overdue entry but it’s been a bit of a busy month…but rest assured…the pics are here and the moments are documented…
The INTENSE INDIVIDUAL PARTY #4. — There were some unbelieveable costumes but at the end of the day there had to be only three winners….and the trophies went to….
#1) The Supremes.
Yes, my mom was one of them. She came rolling up in a limo with her Book Club and suprised me. I had no idea that they were all coming. But that wasn’t the end of it. They arrived at the party with their bodyguards and went straight to the stage and performed TWO songs choreographed. I think anyone at the party would say that it was one of the most Intense moments of the night.
It was great to have George there. I just walked around all night pointing to G Double You and claiming that “he changed my life.” He really was the ONE who recognized my scissor skills when cutting a five point star and gave me the honor of sewing our first American flag. Yes….
The girl on the left was celebrating her Sweet Sixteen Party….
…She told her Daddy to get Justin Timberlake to perform…and he came through….
Let’s just say there were about seven of them there…and they all got up on stage and performed “the song”. If anyone has a picture of these guys…please challah.
But while Katie Bergman may hold the record for most II miles….Mike Kivisto, aka: Mike The Nomad
Other Intense Moments From The Night….
It’s hard to put into words the Intensity of the night but hopefully this long overdue post can give you a flava flav.
I mean…it supposedly only happens once a year….and well, I HAD to go….dressed as The #1 Sewer of All Time. Good Ol’ Betsy. Deirdre came with me my bodyguard in case things got out of control.
After we hungout there for about 10 minutes…(everyone wanted to perform a make-over on us)….
We strolled to the other side of the convention center. But the Security there was full on Katingal. We tried to befriend the guards…
….but that didn’t work. The security was SEW INTENSE. #1 Sewer of all time and they wouldn’t let me in for a 15 minute weave through the yarn. Whatever.
Sew anyway we had to wait in the lobby to try and sneak in or find a badge. Luckily, this woman named Joan was nice enough to scrounge one badge that allowed me access to the event. That’s when things got really weird.
After about 12.5 minutes acting like a Disneyland character, I found Joan and gave her badge back. As I was on my way out, this psycho woman named Penny stopped me and repremanded me. She goes, “Where’s your badge?” I looked at her sheepishly and said, “I just gave my badge away.” “How did you get a badge?” she asked. “Joan,” I said. She replied quickly, “Who’s Joan?” Ummm this was a SEWING convention…there were probably 3,000 Joans.
SEWWWWW I just sort of stood there…trying hard not to notice the people staring at the scene Penny had created. Penny glared at me and I just said nicely, “Seriously Penny….don’t yell at me…I’m Betsy Ross.” She then held up her finger and screamed, “This event is not open to the public.” “But I am a public figure,” I exclaimed. “You need to leave!” she yelled.
Wow. Someone had a needle stuck up somewhere unpleasant. Sew anyway, she watched me with her Evil Penny eye as I high tailed out…Yes, I got KICKED OUT OF THE SEWING CONVENTION DRESSED AS BETSY ROSS. Penny…she made no Cents.
Well, again, I’m sorry for the long delay in posting the pics…But thanks to all The Intense Individuals, especially those who who came out and I hope these pictures get you all pumped for next year’s bash.