Ardy and The Salton Sea

Is it wrong that I secretly like to give blood because they offer you donuts and make you feel like “you have to eat them” to bring your blood sugar up? I mean, you could opt for the Fig Newton bar…

Here's the thing. I've started to notice that watermelon has it tough. You offer me an orange...I'll give you a straight up answer of yes or no. I'll know the second I see it if I want some of your v…

Let me start out by saying Happy New Year because it's been too long since I wrote. (Although I do not technically celebrate New Years till February 2nd... good ol' shadow day.) I think I might start …

Hey elves need to clean up, too! …