Ardy and The Salton Sea

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I will never forget the goosebumps I got when you yelled, "THIS IS MY TRAIN," at Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost. The way you took control of that train and kicked the shit out of Patrick Swayze's …

A couple of weeks ago I participated in an event. It was an event of great magnitude. An event that consisted of many rocks, paper, and scissors. Yes, you guessed it. The Rock, Paper, Scissors West…

Here's the thing. I've started to notice that watermelon has it tough. You offer me an orange...I'll give you a straight up answer of yes or no. I'll know the second I see it if I want some of your v…