Ardy and Felicity Getting Desperate

I just received a care package in the mail with this limited edition treat. Thanks, Mom! …

ESPECIALLY LIMBER HUMAN BEINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE AT DINNER THE RESTAURANT CLEARS AWAY TABLES TO MAKE ROOM FOR A TRAPEZE ACT. IN THE PICTURE BELOW - CHECK OUT THE INDIVIDUAL IN THE PINK …

So, I got a very sweet thank you note in the mail. I want to say thank you for the thank you note...but what if I make mine even sweeter...then she will have to send me a thank you note to say thanks…

Is it wrong that I secretly like to give blood because they offer you donuts and make you feel like “you have to eat them” to bring your blood sugar up? I mean, you could opt for the Fig Newton bar…