So Deirdre went to CVS the other day. Bought TWO things. TWO THINGS! Toilet Paper and chapstick or something and…her receipt was almost as long as her arm!

Is it necessary? Seriously, I don’t care about the coupons attached for 25 cents off a Jolly Rancher pack or a buy one Bounty Quilted Quicker Picker [...]

So, I got a very sweet thank you note in the mail. I want to say thank you for the thank you note…but what if I make mine even sweeter…then she will have to send me a thank you note to say thanks for sending me an even sweeter thank you note. And then [...]