Month: April 2006

There is no question in my mind that my landlord, John, is the most Intense Individual I encountered in 2005. John is so intense that he has surpassed any new Intense Individual in the running for 200…

Many times in the past I have been asked what Ardy the rubber duck's purpose in life is. You know...deep questions like.... "What is WITH the...Duck? What is with duck? Easy. It's obviously a…

Haley Joel Osment is eighteen years old today...Please tell me...WHERE DID THE YEARS GO?I feel geriatric. To celebrate I think I will go pay it forward and then tell a dead person my secret. Of cour…

Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few…