There is no question in my mind that my landlord, John, is the most Intense Individual I encountered in 2005. John is so intense that he has surpassed any new Intense Individual in the running for 2006 II of the year.
Don’t worry, he has already signed a verbal contract to come to the [...]

Many times in the past I have been asked what Ardy’s purpose in life is. You know…deep questions like What. Is. With. The. Duck?
What is with duck? Easy. It’s all about the VIP parking privileges.
Basically, the whole Ardy concept began because of a short film I wanted him to star in [...]

Haley Joel Osment is eighteen years old today…Please tell me…WHERE DID THE YEARS GO?
I feel geriatric. To celebrate I think I will go pay it forward and then tell a dead person my secret. Of course when I tell them my secret I will hold a blanket up to my face and whisper. [...]

Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.
I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few years since I had seen his dad since I had been visiting random dentists in Chicago and Los [...]