The New Candy Apple

My Landlord John eats Jalapeno Poppers frozen. He takes a bag of them to the movies and slowly nibbles on them throughout the show. By the time the end credits roll, some are even ready to eat like a …

Do you remember the moment when you realized that stomping on the turtle's head a few extra times would get you "extra lives" in Super Mario Bros One? It was a truly amazing feeling because you actua…

Lately, things have gotten weird at my dentist’s office.I met Dr. D (I am protecting his identity) two weeks ago today after his dad, my former pediatric dentist, referred me to him. It had been a few…

I have had it! I am fed up with false advertising. I know the San Diego Zoo is world renowned and what not but to advertise that it's "Home to your favorite animals" and have a picture of a UNICORN on…