Laundry for Elves

I have had it! I am fed up with false advertising. I know the San Diego Zoo is world renowned and what not but to advertise that it's "Home to your favorite animals" and have a picture of a UNICORN on…

Garage sales are absolutely insane. When I woke up this past Saturday morning I didn't realize that within a couple hours I would be in a heated bargaining debate with a Russian immigrant over a pack…

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Stilts are not easy to walk in no matter what they say. Whenever I see someone sporting stilts...I ask them, "Are those easy to walk in?" I don't know why I feel the need to ask, the answer is always …