The Intense Individual Party

The Rules for The Party:

Dress like an Intense Individual and stay in character all night. You may come to the party as yourself only if you travel more than 500 miles get there or you receive an invitation through snail mail.

History of the Party:

The Intense Individual Party #1 – Ann Arbor, Michigan. Highlight: The entire Michigan wrestling team showed up in a limo while Richard Simmons taught aerobics in the front lawn to Ace Ventura, Martha Stewart, Joan Rivers, and Marge Simpson.

The Intense Individual Party #2 – Evanston, IL Highlight: Bob Ross painted a beautiful painting in the corner as Bea Arthur and Jesus Christ broke bundt cake and had a late night chat.

The Intense Individual Party #3 – San Diego, CA Highlight: Two Art Cars from Berkeley showed up and parked outside. As everyone from Aunt Jemima, Michael Jackson, The Blue Man Group, Mother Teresa, ran out front to look at the cars, Teen Wolf got up performed his signature act.

The Intense Individual Party #4 – Bernie, from Weekend At Bernie’s, somehow managed to remain dead as Intense rock legends… Mick Jagger, David Bowie, Billy Gibbons, and KISS rocked out around him. Oh yeah and The Extreme Supremes showed up in a limo, with body guards and performed 3 choreographed dances.

Watch Bernie On Stage With The Legends Here.

The Intense Individual Party #5 – Highlight: Lieutenant Dan and Stephan Hawking battling it out on the dance floor in a wheelchair dance-off.

The Intense Individual Party #6 – Highlight: Colonel Sanders handing out fried chicken, while the Beatles played a few songs, and the Polygamist Wives watched it all in disdain.