ESPECIALLY LIMBER HUMAN BEINGS.

ESPECIALLY WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE AT DINNER THE RESTAURANT CLEARS AWAY TABLES TO MAKE ROOM FOR A TRAPEZE ACT.

IN THE PICTURE BELOW – CHECK OUT THE INDIVIDUAL IN THE PINK SHIRT. WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS THINKING AT THAT MOMENT?

HE WAS PROBABLY THINKING: “I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE.” (AND I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PIECE OF FABRIC.)

AND IN THE PICTURE BELOW – THE MAN IN THE PINK IS STILL IN SHOCK. HE HAS NOT CHANGED POSITIONS AT ALL.

Thanks to Laura MacDonald’s recommendation – this was the most bizarre dinner experience I have ever had.